The King

Hey, I've shifted.

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Thanks.

Today's the concert, and I'm nervous.

I was browing through friendster today, and I saw Joshua Chan's Friendster.  Omg, the things he wrote on that "About Me" thing was so funny! I'll post it for all to see.
Here goes. It's really stupid but it's quite entertaining too.(to me at least)

This is Joshua Chan, not Huang Jing Jie

• About Me:
  

  You just wasted three seconds of your life reading this sentence.<br /> <br /> If you did not realise, my interests in meeting people thing above is a joke.

• Whatever it is, you're going to waste a lot of time doing this.<br /> <br /> You have already wasted ten seconds of your life reading all that above.

• Do you really want to continue?

• ...

• Really?

•  ..

• Very well. You just wasted a lot of time by now.

• I'm a nerd. Socialising is lame. Friendster is retarded.

•  Don't bother to add me on MSN.

• I'll block you.

• Now, you just wasted quite a lot of time there.

• Ok fine, here are some random facts about me:

•  1. Firstly, read the rest.

• 2. Secondly, I'm not in the mood to tell you anything.

• 3. Thirdly, I want you to read number 8.

•  4. Fourthly, I'm in the mood to say something now.

• 5. Fifthly, I like Pokemon.

•  6. Sixthly, I want you to read all the above sentences again.

• 7. Seventhly, I bet you did not do number 6.

• 8. Eighthly, I want you to read number 3.

• 9. Ninthly, to tell you the truth, I got Friendster not to meet people, but just for fun.

•  10. Lastly, you just wasted a lot of time reading the crap above.<

•  Why bother, I ask? You're rather stubborn. Sad.

•  Ready to waste more time?

• Positive?<

•  Ok. I hate cool people. Well, that's obvious. After all, I am a nerd.

• What was I saying?

•  Ah, yes. Now for some self contradictory stuff.

• 1. I hate people who hate people.

•  2. I officially declare that this sentence is unofficial.

•  3. I am extremely modest.

• *End crap*

•  I can't believe how much time you have WASTED.

•  And anyway, please note that I have a fervent antipathy for melodramatic individuals. In other words, I do not like emo people.

• P.S. Zachery is funny.

• P.S.S. Get out. Now.

• P.S.S.S. I've got more lame jokes. Just ask.

• P.S.S.S.S. My Life Story:

•  I was born in 1890 to a woman in an old folks home. She died at childbirth. I have around 58 siblings, each one from different mothers. Therefore, dad died of AIDS.

•  I grew up in an old folks home, so I listened to classical music. Then I travelled to Fairyland at the age of 56 and massacred the fairies there.

• I have lived my other years blowing bubbles for the Yellow Emperor.

Omg. So so stupid. It's ridiculous, i say. But do you find it entertaining? Tell me, i wanna know. Comment pls.




Btw, I feel sad no more. Realised that the results cannot be changed. I just have to stop my crap and work harder for next term and for another next term, and I think for a very long time, depending on wheather I want to go university or not.
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Still missing you.










Bye.

Sad
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SadI'm still feeling sad.
 My results so bad, and my evil tuition teacher also scolding me like siao. She's saying what, I never put enough effort in my work, what last year better than this year.  Then she also said " This year, wa! Use hp, use computer, can go out summore." Aiyo, don't tell me in order to get good results, cannot use hp, cannot use computer, cannot go out ar? Hello? I am normal person leh, I NEED TO USE HP, NEED to use computer, NEED  to go out de ma rite? OK la, I try to put in much more effort in the next term le la. AND, I  MUST PUT THESE WORDS TO ACTIONS, REMEMBER THAT HOR STUPID JING JIE.
Sad.
Btw, today while we are singing Today Is The Gift, zat suddenly sent Samantha away, saying I don't tolerate people laughing and giggling hor. Want to giggle and laught all you want, get out. Then he keep telling Samantha to get out. Then Samantha was like bewildered, saying what did i do?
Omg, he told Samantha to go away in front of the whole band sia.. Poor Samantha..

Btw, there's another stupid and funny thing that happened today. Ok la, actually not really THAT funny, but it was really stupid. Today after band, we (me, SR, nick, ian & da niu) walk to the subway again. On the way there, we passed by the 7-eleven. Then we saw one auntie just came out of 7-11, bought the cracker thing and she was holding it in her cracker cup in the hand. Then duno how, i think the door closed and hitted her hand. THEN, the whole cup of crackers totally toppled down and EVERY SINGLE CRACKER SPILLED ON THE FLOOR! OMG! It was so so so stupid la! But me and sing ru controlled our laughter, then out of earshot, we burst into laughter. Ya, it was so stupid and funny. You should see it. Real retardedness.


Btw, I found out Ian's blog but he didn't want me and sing ru to tell anyone about it. Not a single soul. Apparently we can conclude that he keep secrets in there. Yes! Time to play spy! I want to find out who Ian really likes.
There are soo many rumors about Ian but I duno which one is true.
Rumors:
 Ian with Nicole Goo( GooGooGaGa's sister, jk jk)<-- in Ian tuition
Ian with Christine
Ian with Noelyn
Ian with Sherina
Ian with Jasmine
Ian with Nyssha
 Order: Top-Latest
             Below- Earliest




Sorry Ian,  nothing to do, too bored.
Anyway I think you won't see my blog so I'm safe. Wahaha.
Let's guess who's next. Sing Ru, you can help me think also.






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And today the 3/3 people got their results back, and I think they did quite badly.
Lol. Made me feel better. Wa so evil..
And I went to the bus stop again, and still she wasn't there. Hai, I think I give up le la.
Tmr I try for one last time.







Ian, Sing Ru,  cheer up, not end of the world. Don't slack in class anymore lor.





Thinking again.
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Bye.






JJ

Stupid Jing Jie!
Stupid Jing Jie!
Stupid Jing Jie!


Btw, this week is the week of upsets.
1) ManU lost to Portmouth in FA Cup. Yes!
2)Chelsea lost to Barnsley in FA Cup. Yes!
3)My A-Maths got A1 while my E-Maths got C5. The irony.




I got back my Term 1 progress report. Ok here goes.

Huang Jing Jie Class: 3/1

Subject              Mark             Grade           Rank
English               60                  B4              6/42
Chinese              50                  C6              13/15
Maths                 58                  C5              37/42
A Maths             76                   A1              21/42
Physics             78                   A1               9/42
Biology              82                   A1               9/42
Chemistry          50                   C6               42/42
Com Hum          60                   B4               26/42

Average : 64%                Class Position : 29/42




*Slaps myself in the face* I must be really brave to post such crap results.
I really need to put more effort in my E maths and chemistry. Btw,com hum( combined humanities) sounds like what. Combined humping. Haha so sick of me.





You're a piece of pathetic shit la jing jie. Go die la jing jie.
But I wanna thank Sing Ru for cheering me up when I go into the bandroom. Wanted to self-prac but didn't have the mood to.
Then I went to eat with Sing Ru, Nick n Mosquito( Ian the flirter).. Then we walked to the subway(MRT). Ian wanted to walk to the bus stop but I insisted on walking to the subway( Got reason de, but U duno, haha). But today unlucky, she not there. [ Boohoo! Adding sorrow to my already sorrowful sorrow! ] Haha talking crap there. Then in the lift, we heard someone playing El Cam, then we were trying to find out which idiot is playing that song. In the end, it was Sing Ru that retard. He didn't even noe he was playing that song! Haha! Retard sia that pig! Haha!

Ok I'm going to end here. Still feeling abit sore about my crap results. But there's one consolation. My class is I think best in sec 3, because there are 14 DAMNED SCHOLARS in my class! YA, 14!!! WTH la! Wonder who got last in class.


Still missing you.







Bye.

I shall update on Pahang camp tmr la. Tired liao. Sherry u diam, dun act smart. Hehe I shouldn't scold u sia.. Lol i'm quite random. Need to get some sleep. Need to brace myself for tmr, cos getting back progress report. Extremely nervous leh, I don't know how am I going to sleep tonight. I don't wanna get last, I've never get last in my life. No, not once. Perhaps when I sleep, I will dream.


Mr Eng: "Jing Jie! Why are you so stupid?! You got last in class! I can't believe this! I have no choice but to make u drop all your subjects, except chinese! Wahahaha!" Jing Jie: "No Mr Eng! Pls give me one more chance! Pls dun make me drop subjects! U wan to make me drop, at least make me drop my worst subject Chinese! Why make me drop me best subjects(My Sciences n A-Maths)!!! Then I would be like screaming like a crazy loser in bed. Lol. Think about that. It would be quite comical.


Btw, here's a random joke.
Yo, Wassup?!
Er.. the ceiling?




Ok lame lame lame lame lame.

It's the retarded March holidays again. I don't know why there is such a holiday. If the school really wants us to rest, why only 1 week? And yet, they pile so much homework, we can't really enjoy ourselves. Just scrap the march holidays la, i really wouldn't mind.
I don't think I'm going to enjoy myself this march hols.
Firstly, got so much elearning homework. I prefer normal work, as when i touch the computer, I get the urge to play warcraft but yet i cannot play. Wa! It's a very horrible feeling.

Secondly, got so many band practices as the concert is reaching. I think its ok la, as band need to play well wad.

Thirdly, my mother is watching my handphone movements, which means I cannot use hp as much as i usually do. If i stay at home all day, but i cannot use hp, how am I going to talk to pple besides MSN? So many pple usually not online. Always talk to same old people, quite sian already.

Fourthly, I think I'm getting sick. love-sick.

Fifthly, I'm starting to feel a slight pain at my tail bone. I think it's becos of a fall, but i cannot remember when. I feel the pain when i sit down at various positions. Should I see the doctor? I don't wanna waste money leh. I may need to put braces on my teeth; I have slight bucked teeth. I don't want to waste my Mom's money.
How? Tell me how should I do?

Hello.
This is Jing Jie.
I'm an uninteresting person so please do not bother to read my blog.
Haha what a stupid statement. If I really meant people not to come to my blog, why would I have a blog?
I'm really bored and i have nothing to do, that's why.
I want to slack and not do my work even though I know its wrong and I will get crap results.
I don't care. Ok la, actually i do. On monday I'm going to get back the damned progress report and I'm so so nervous.


What if I get last in class?
I think I'll get last in class. Ya. Quite positive.
Cos firstly, my chinese and chem suck to the core. Both got C6 i think.
Chinese-C6
Chemistry-C6
Wow, I see the resemblance. The subjects starting with C got Cs. Lol.
Then my E maths sure fail la. E for E8. Haha.
I tink only my A-maths not bad. Cos A for A1!!! Yay!!

Ok let's see. The competitors for this term progress report's last place in 3/1.
Contestants: Bryan, Jing Jie, Zaman. 
 Hehe I so evil. I put bryan & zaman name into the blog.
Oh no they're going to kill me.  Let's just pray they don't see my blog.
 
Ok I'm done here. My hands are tired and this guy called 'Lim' is calling me.
Who is this Lim? Lol.
Ya, bye.